Pander to the following:
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Women
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Sign useless executive orders
and tout bills advertised to ensure women are paid the same a men that actually
help only lawyers
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Explain that there are other
legitimate reasons for women on Obama’s White House staff to get paid less than
the men but deny those reasons exist outside the White House
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Make sure people are not aware
that it has been against the law for employers to discriminate against women
since 1963
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Claim Republicans are waging a
war on women
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African Americans
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You don’t have to do anything
for them (they will vote for you no matter how much your policies hurt them)
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Call Republicans racists
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Latinos
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Introduce an amnesty bill
providing illegal aliens, education, healthcare, room and board, and make the
Republicans vote against it so you can call them racists
ü
Call Republicans racists
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Jews
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Do anything short of calling
for the direct bombing of Israel
ü
The Young
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Give speeches about your plans
for a socialist utopia to college kids and promise them a bunch of free stuff
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Indoctrinate them before they
enter the real world outside of school
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Make sure they don’t know they
will have to pay for all the free stuff eventually, and then some
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Make a joke about a pickle
(apparently they think that is hilarious)
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Senior Citizens
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Blame Republicans for ending
Medicare and Social Security while you continue to take millions of dollars
from Medicare and Social Security
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Claim Republicans want the old
to die in the streets
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The Poor
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Force a vote to raise the
federal minimum wage
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Ensure people are not aware
that there will be less minimum jobs available and that most states already
have minimum wages above the purposed federal minimum wage
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Make them resent people who have more than they do
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Say Republicans don’t care
about the poor
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99% of the Population
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Make them resent people who have more than they do
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Promise to confiscate the
property of rich Americans to make things fair
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Hope they don’t find out just
how stupid and helpless you think the typical American is
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