Wednesday, January 29, 2020

Schiff's Dramatic Reading

This is Adam Schiff's made up version of President Trump's call to the Ukrainian President:


After hearing Adam Schiff's interpretation of President Trump's call to the Ukrainian President I wondered how Schiff would interpret the letter Democrat Senators sent to the Ukrainian General Prosecutor, Yuriy Lutsenko. 

Letter from Sens. Menendez, Durbin and Leahy to Lutsenko, May 4, 2018: 
We are writing to express great concern about reports that your office has taken steps to impede cooperation with the investigation of United States Special counsel Robert Mueller. As strong advocates for a robust and close relationship with Ukraine, we believe that our cooperation should extend to such legal matters, regardless of politics. Ours is a relationship built on a foundation of respect for the rule of law and accountable democratic institutions. In four short years, Ukraine has made significant progress in building these institutions despite ongoing military, economic and political pressure from Moscow. We have supported that capacity-building process and are disappointed that some in Kyiv appear to have cast aside these principles in order to avoid the ire of President Trump. If these reports are true, we strongly encourage you to reverse course and halt any efforts to impede cooperation with this important investigation.

This is how Adam Schiff's would interpret the letter above if he treated dems like he treats the president:
Listen here, tough guy.  We heard that you've been giving our boy Mueller a hard time.  If this is true we have ourselves a problem here.  Now we can do this the easy way or we can do this the hard way.  See?  We have supported you in the past but don't mistake our kindness for weakness.  Got it?   It would be a shame if anything happened to that 4 years of progress you've made.  So, don't let us hear you've been siding with Trump.  Alright, Sizzle Chest?