Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Don’t Forget About Iran

With so many things hitting the fan around the world because of Obama’s incompetence, it’s easy to forget about Iran.  With the tough sanctions lifted, the powerful in Iran are stockpiling money so they can afford to make their final push to obtain a nuclear weapon and withstand the inevitable sanctions that will come when it becomes apparent they broke the terms of the agreement to get the sanctions lifted.  They have already missed established deadlines.

What makes me think that, you ask?  I think that because the leaders in Iran are a lying bunch of lunatics who know they could dupe our hapless president.
They would never be stupid enough to use a nuclear weapon, you say.  They won’t have to.  Just threatening to use it will cause to our weak-kneed president to give them anything they want.

Thursday, September 11, 2014

The White House Launches a New Sit-Com: Obama’s in Charge

In the new sit-com, Obama’s in Charge, which aired last night at 9:00, Obama plays the part of the leader of the free world.   This is quite a departure from the Urkle-like role he has played the last six years and should really test his acting chops.  Let’s review some of the major laugh lines from last night’s season premiere.

The sit-com starts out with Obama touting his foreign policy “successes” ending with “America is safer”.  It is always good to start out with a strong joke.

Obama follows up the farcical opening with this whopper.  “Now let's make two things clear: ISIL is not ‘Islamic.’ No religion condones the killing of innocents, and the vast majority of ISIL's victims have been Muslim.”  His use of emphatic statements like “let me be perfectly clear, make no mistake about it, in point of fact, you can take that to the bank”, always sets the audience up for the big laugh which follows.  Saying that ISIL, the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant, is not Islamic is pure comic genius.
One of the biggest laughs of the night came next.  “This is a core principle of my presidency: if you threaten America, you will find no safe haven.”  This line must have had our enemies all over the world rolling in the isles.  Obama surely meant this as a parody of George W. Bush.  I swear he said this with a slight southern drawl.
Obama sets up a future comic episode by saying, “I will chair a meeting of the UN Security Council to further mobilize the international community around this effort.”   What makes that so funny is that Russia in on the UN Security Council and has veto power.  He would need Russia to support his efforts.  The same Russia that he says he is smacking down because of its invasion of Ukraine.
Then Obama comically pats himself on his back when he says “This is American leadership at its best: we stand with people who fight for their own freedom; and we rally other nations on behalf of our common security and common humanity.”  American leadership at its best…priceless!
Obama keeps the laughs coming.  He said, “This strategy of taking out terrorists who threaten us, while supporting partners on the front lines, is one that we have successfully pursued in Yemen and Somalia for years.”  Yemen and Somalia are a mess!
Then comes this: “My fellow Americans, we live in a time of great change. Tomorrow marks 13 years since our country was attacked. Next week marks 6 years since our economy suffered its worst setback since the Great Depression.”  What’s funny is he leaves out that the next day would be the two year anniversary of the attacks on our embassy in Benghazi.
 When it seemed he had milked all the comedy out of foreign policy statements, he deftly threw in this domestic joke “our businesses are in the longest uninterrupted stretch of job creation in our history.”
Then, he pivots back to foreign policy by stating “Abroad, American leadership is the one constant in an uncertain world” and “but as Americans, we welcome our responsibility to lead” - This from our lead-from-behind president.
He finishes strongly with “And our own safety — our own security — depends upon our willingness to do what it takes to defend this nation”.  The funny thing is Americans know this, but does Obama?
If this situation weren’t so serious it would be comical.